The boyfriend's back,what a Hack

 

He's so cute, the boyfriend's back

As teenage girls, we will eventually discover

He's a bad lover, he's just a hack

I'm so happy the boyfriend's back

Mom tries to tell us, but as teens we know best

"But, Mom, he's different, not like the rest"

Famous last words

We think he's not from the same herd

Mom's were once teenage girls too

Daughters discover boys

What they really discover is hormones

What scientists call pheromones

 

Teenage girls find life can get hazy

What they mistake for love

Well, it's just being boy crazy

Teens think unemployed guy, is cute, not lazy

"He wants me, he wants me, it must be love"

Into his bed, he will give you a shove

Sex means love, am I right?

In an imperfect world, this logic soon takes flight

"But Mommy, you are wrong"

Such is the teenage girl in love's song

But as parents, we know she's wrong

Waiting for her to get it, can take ever so long

 Through the eyes, we call love

He always looks like, he's from heaven above

We think this guy fits like a glove

If we could only trust the eyes we call love

Girls get in trouble

Here comes the burst of the bubble

Dumb girls call it dumb luck

Even when they get hit by that Mack truck

When in trouble, where is this wonderful guy?

Oh no, he would not tell a lie

He once did a wonderful dance

Just before he convinced you he should be in your pants

I could be at death's door

Suddenly, he's not there anymore

He never cares if he hurt you to the core

You realize when you met, you should have shut that door

 But bad boys are such fun

Until push comes to shove

Oh see how he runs

Look at my tears, see my mascara run

 

Raising a child, well, just not in his plan

What a gem, what a peach

Oh, what a fine man

Now he says: "Catch me if you can"

What the hell, you now say 

He was a good man, when he wanted to play

He loved me, right from the start

Now he stabs you right through the heart

 Worse scenario, you're stuck with this guy

You know, the one who wouldn't lie

His faults, bad habits, seemed so cute

Now you need help, as a husband, he's mute

His bad habits drive me nuts now

In ten years, they get under my skin

What went wrong?

Well, where do we begin?

 Mom was with me when it all went sour

Where's Mr. Wonderful now?

Just look in any corner

You'll see him now cower

This great guy, somehow, he got lost
But now you discover
How great was your cost?
Before you started, he should have gotten lost

 

Never listened to my Mom

I simply told her to stay calm

But maybe Mom knew after all

When push came to shove, he'd never answer the call

 

Mom stayed by me, so never say: "Boo"

She was right about him

Maybe she's been around that same corner?

Well, Hell, whoever knew?

 

Mom said to be a strong girl

Hey, I know guys don't like 'those kind of girls'

But now, he has taken flight

Those 'wimpy' girls make me want to hurl

So listen to Mom, she just might be right

When a bad boy gets you into his sight

"In bed" he says, just laugh and say:

"Get the Hell out of my sight"

 

 

Dating past 50

At least she's getting some help.

There's a book, possibly several, out, giving advice to people over 50 about dating.  People over fifty need help with dating?  OK  So much for giving advice to our adult kids then, must be we don't know all that much after all.

One piece of advice goes something like this: "Trim your toenails, you never know and should be prepared."  Trim toenails?  Seems to me that advice is good for any age.  Do younger people not trim their toenails?  OK, once again.

The book and blog sites out there, tell us 'times are a changin.'  We are told that men do not hold doors anymore, they expect women to pay all or part of the dinner tab.  I might see the dinner tab thing, but why are manners now out dated?  So women now can fart and get away with it then?  Hey, don't judge, guys do it all the time.  When people age they have more gas. A fact of life, deal with it.

More advice is to date several men at once.  Well, I guess they are reverting back to commune days.  Isn't that what was touted in the 60's?  You know, free love, 'love the one you're with' so on, so forth.  That part is OK too.  

I don't know about other people over 50, but I'd pretty much leave it up to my own gut feelings.  People can meet online (so maybe there will be more 'missing' seniors from doing that?)  Even online dating or meeting then dating, whatever, would take some sense to be safe.  (I'd say common sense, but I find sense is not always so common.  

  Not sure what any of you think about all this, no one comments on this site, but if you feel  inclined to comment, that'd be way cool too.

It's also a fact that fewer women, older women especially, look to date.  Women don't suffer so much from loneliness as much as men do.  Or, maybe, just maybe, men miss the woman to do those mundane household chores?  I'm not saying all men, so don't get your shorts all up in a bunch over it. 

Where do they get these young looking older people?

I think, with all the habits and more bodily functions going on at an older age, everyone who dates over 50 would have to be a good sport about those things, taking much in their stride.  

I watched Celebrity Wife Swap recently and one old, (has been) actor said: "I married a younger woman because women in my age group are pretty much dead."  LOL  His brain is pretty much dead, gauging from that statement.  I also noticed, younger wifey stayed quite happy as long as she had his credit cards to keep her company.  I also suppose that actor was not 'dead below the waist' thanks to Viagra these days, it used to be older women could say the same dead lines about old men.   No fool like an old fool.